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Witty classifieds-style promo for the film Safety Not Guaranteed. Seeing it this week, if I can find the… time.

If this is a teaser trailer, it’s damn forthcoming.

You need to know about the Baddest Man Alive and his lettuce-dodging, trout-slapping techniques.

RZA teams with The Black Keys for a joint on the soundtrack of his upcoming The Man with the Iron Fists film, starring a whole grip of badasses, and also Russell Crowe.

Trailer for that:

Time to get your panties in a twist, here’s the first teaser for next year’s Iron Man 3.

To quote my buddy Tom: “Now there’s teasers for teasers for trailers for movies, and that saddens me – but look; a constipated Pepper Potts, new armour made by the Pringles company and, oh god, I’ve had this on loop all evening. Damn.”

They say we’ll see the full first trailer in the next day or so.